别出心裁求加薪HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARE INCREASE…?(转)

bluefairy 2006-12-02

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am$ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh
一名公司雇员某天给老板写信请求加薪。
亲爱的老板：
人的一生我们都迫切一种东西。大家一直为公司挥汗付出，我想你应该理解我们的需要。
我相信你会猜到我的意思并能及时回复。
诚挚的
诺曼.苏
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. you kNOw what I mean.

第二天，雇员收到了回信：
亲爱的诺曼，
我知道你一直工作努力。当前，情况没有多大改观。你肯定也注意到了我们公司业绩平平。
报纸上说，世界知名经济学家们对美国是否会再度进入经济衰退还难下定论。也许过了十一月份的总统选举后情况会更糟。
其它不多说了。你现在也该明白我的意思了。